Have you ever gotten someone else's beard hair stuck between your two front teeth?
Have you ever bent your fingernail back too far?
Have you ever chewed a chunk of gristle for one or two bites too many?
Have you ever really thought about the word moist? I mean really thought?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have some idea of how we at Far Beyond My Ego have been feeling about reading Ev Bogue's blog/twitter for the last few months. It gives a creepy, unpleasant, not-entirely-painful-but-still-traumatizing sensation. Where once we gleaned disdainful amusement, now we are merely sickened. So we mostly avoid it, and thus we have very little inspiration for blog posts.
We thank you, Several Readers, for your comments over the last few months. It's always heartening to see new random like-minded people leaving comments when we're too lazy/jaded to update our blog.
Recently I saw a Subaru commercial starring a tousle-haired douchebag who reminded me a lot of Ev. You should watch it too. What do you think? The guy with the barely-buttoned shirt. Is that Ev's second self? Or am I being generous?
You should also check out this great blog post wherein the term "cyBogue" is coined, much to the chagrin of the original cyBogue.
Anything else we've missed?
Monday, June 6, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Some notes on self-publishing and the art of being a wild animus
The Art of Being Minimalist is minimalist in more ways than one: It currently possesses only two stars on Amazon.com.
The reviews, of which there are lamentably few, are mostly pretty bad. UPDATE: The Amazon reviews are gone as of 2/25/11. I can only assume Bogue had something to do with this. Lame.
Recently, I read the first 25 pages of Bogue's new e-book, Augmented Humanity, and you can do the same here.
Rather than doing a point-by-point analysis (believe me, I'm tempted) I would like to bring up just a few things.
In this book, Bogue makes the claim that many books that are 200-400 pages long need only be around 100 pages long, and that a single tweet can say more than a thousand books combined. He states very openly that Augmented Humanity is only 20,000 words long. Stand back for some math action. 20,000 words, at an average of 5 letters or so per word, means this book is roughly 100,000 characters long. So it's worth about 700 140-character tweets and thus... SEVEN THOUSAND BOOKS.
Beautiful!
I've written 20,000 words in a single eight-hour period. Based on the number of typos and repetitive statements in this e-book, Bogue probably did the same thing. He also seems to have employed the widest margins available to man; there's so little text per page it almost looks like a book of poetry.
So, the soul-crushing day job I wrote about not long ago? It's at a bookstore. I deal in books. My title is "bookseller" but I'm also a book buyer. My job requires me to be knowledgeable about the market value of current books, out-of-print books, various publishers, trends, and stuff like that. Maybe it's because I work for a discount retailer, but I was stunned that Bogue thought he could get away with a $30 price tag on a 20,000-word book. Obviously, I haven't downloaded the book, so I'm not sure exactly how many pages it does have, but with wide margins like that I would estimate that each page has 150-200 words. That translates to around 100 pages.
For a hardcover book from a reputable publisher, $30 for 100 pages is not unheard of. But for a self-published e-book that clearly has not been edited by a professional? Oof. I can't wait to read some reviews of this thing. And I don't mean the hand-jobby reviews Bogue's second self splatters all over the internet.
As you might guess, in my line of work (as in society at large), self-published books are looked upon with scorn. They simply do not sell, and if they do, it's because they've become infamous. Some are so shitty and ubiquitous, they're practically unavoidable at a used bookstore. I have a feeling that if Bogue dared put his books into actual print, they'd become infamous at bookstores within a few years. I'm not saying this because I dislike Bogue. Strictly from a business standpoint, his books fucking suck. I think that's the technical term for it, right?
As usual, nobody summed up the situation as perfectly as the master himself. On a recent blog post called "Why I'm Working with Ebookling" he wrote,
Then the Internet happened, and we were able to publish anything. And we did.
You sure did, Ev. You sure did.
The reviews, of which there are lamentably few, are mostly pretty bad. UPDATE: The Amazon reviews are gone as of 2/25/11. I can only assume Bogue had something to do with this. Lame.
Recently, I read the first 25 pages of Bogue's new e-book, Augmented Humanity, and you can do the same here.
Rather than doing a point-by-point analysis (believe me, I'm tempted) I would like to bring up just a few things.
In this book, Bogue makes the claim that many books that are 200-400 pages long need only be around 100 pages long, and that a single tweet can say more than a thousand books combined. He states very openly that Augmented Humanity is only 20,000 words long. Stand back for some math action. 20,000 words, at an average of 5 letters or so per word, means this book is roughly 100,000 characters long. So it's worth about 700 140-character tweets and thus... SEVEN THOUSAND BOOKS.
Beautiful!
I've written 20,000 words in a single eight-hour period. Based on the number of typos and repetitive statements in this e-book, Bogue probably did the same thing. He also seems to have employed the widest margins available to man; there's so little text per page it almost looks like a book of poetry.
So, the soul-crushing day job I wrote about not long ago? It's at a bookstore. I deal in books. My title is "bookseller" but I'm also a book buyer. My job requires me to be knowledgeable about the market value of current books, out-of-print books, various publishers, trends, and stuff like that. Maybe it's because I work for a discount retailer, but I was stunned that Bogue thought he could get away with a $30 price tag on a 20,000-word book. Obviously, I haven't downloaded the book, so I'm not sure exactly how many pages it does have, but with wide margins like that I would estimate that each page has 150-200 words. That translates to around 100 pages.
For a hardcover book from a reputable publisher, $30 for 100 pages is not unheard of. But for a self-published e-book that clearly has not been edited by a professional? Oof. I can't wait to read some reviews of this thing. And I don't mean the hand-jobby reviews Bogue's second self splatters all over the internet.
As you might guess, in my line of work (as in society at large), self-published books are looked upon with scorn. They simply do not sell, and if they do, it's because they've become infamous. Some are so shitty and ubiquitous, they're practically unavoidable at a used bookstore. I have a feeling that if Bogue dared put his books into actual print, they'd become infamous at bookstores within a few years. I'm not saying this because I dislike Bogue. Strictly from a business standpoint, his books fucking suck. I think that's the technical term for it, right?
As usual, nobody summed up the situation as perfectly as the master himself. On a recent blog post called "Why I'm Working with Ebookling" he wrote,
Then the Internet happened, and we were able to publish anything. And we did.
You sure did, Ev. You sure did.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Moleskine vs. Moleskin
Everett Bogue spends a lot of time listing his possessions and, recently, his packing list for a journey in synergetic augmentalicious time-traveling dimensionality, AKA a flight to San Francisco. A constant presence on these lists has been something called a Moleskin.
Does he mean Moleskine?
That e at the end is pretty fucking critical, for a quick Googlin' reveals that there is, indeed, something called a Moleskin, but it bears little resemblance to the overpriced cahiers Mr. Bogue is probably trying to spell.
So, what's your vote? Does Bogue write in expensive little notebooks, or have augmented humans not yet evolved a solution to blistered feet?
Does he mean Moleskine?
That e at the end is pretty fucking critical, for a quick Googlin' reveals that there is, indeed, something called a Moleskin, but it bears little resemblance to the overpriced cahiers Mr. Bogue is probably trying to spell.
So, what's your vote? Does Bogue write in expensive little notebooks, or have augmented humans not yet evolved a solution to blistered feet?
Friday, February 11, 2011
Dr. Bogue, or how I learned to stop worrying and embrace the cybernetic future jklol
Disclaimer: In honor of our hero, who has recently gone off the deep end in delightfully public fashion, this is a long, weird, somewhat inscrutable post. For those who don't feel like wading through the whole thing, SPOILER ALERT, it turns out that Bogue is insane and a douche and that we are not above name-calling.
I was at my soul-sucking job the other day, stacking flats full of low-priced mass market paperbacks, and thinking (as I often do) about quitting. I've quit a lot of jobs, but never in a grand FUCK YOU sort of way. It made me think about Ev Bogue, who is constantly admonishing his audience to QUIT WORKING FOREVAAAAR. I wonder about the manner in which he might have quit his job, since everything he does is so strange and dramatic. Did he break down and cry in his supervisor's office one day? Did he send his boss a tweet? Did he stand up on his desk, reciting "O Captain! My Captain!" to himself?
Ev has written a number of blog posts about how to quit your job effectively, but from my reading I couldn't find any clues as to how he actually went about quitting. So in my quest for answers, I went straight to the source: my imagination! Which is not at all bound by the rules of reality and is therefore to be trusted far more than reality itself! In my imagination, I spoke - nay, COMMUNED - with Bogue, and all was revealed. Or actually not, but I've kind of come to expect obfuscation when it comes to Everett Bogue.
The natural thing to do, since we're all fucking hippie-ass space-age weirdos, was to hold a cybernetic cyborgian cryptozoological robocop biodome séance. This might be too deep for you guys so I encourage you to subscribe to my other blog, which will cost you $50 a month and may or may not be any more insightful than the shit I spew here. (Note: said blog does not actually exist. THIS. IS. SATIIIIIIIIRE.)
Anyway, a cybernetic cyborgian cryptozoological robocop biodome séance is a futuristic means of communicating with someone whose entire essence has for some reason been captured on the internet. As Joe from NewsRadio said, "Dude, you can't take something off the internet. That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool."
And Bogue, to put it lightly, has peed in the swimming pool. So what better way to contact his living spirit (or "second self") than by plugging myself into the internet à la Neuromancer, which seems to be the future toward which Bogue is enthusiastically progressing?
This post is already too long, so I will spare you the details of my hacking into the cyberpunk cybernetic cyborgian cryptozoological robocop biodome matrix and will skip to my Actual Imaginary Interview with the living Second Self of Everett Bogue.
Except I first have to tell you that in trying to connect with Everett Bogue, I was first connected to C. Everett Koop, who, I can assure you, was a lot more interesting, and then the Urban Dictionary entry for "bogue," which will probably inspire its own Far Beyond My Ego post one of these days. It's so - as Bogue would say - EPIC, its FORCE cannot be DENIED. You can try to deny it but that just means you're one of THEM.
So, the imaginary conversation. Onward!
Far Beyond My Ego: Everett, oh my god, it's really you. It's really you!
Ev: Yup! In the ether! A/S/L?
FBME: Uhhh... no. I just wanted to contact you to ask how you actually quit the job you spend so much time decrying.
Ev: Job? I never had a job! Just like I was never a minimalist! That stuff is all in the past. Did you know that the human body renews every one of its cells every 7 years? I read it on the internet so it's obviously true! The internet is a force of pure goodness if you know how to use it! Turn to the person to your left, and then turn to the person on your right. Both of those people have never heard of Twitter and need to be told how to use it! Show them how, and then have them follow me and my 437958 like-minded friends, and only then can they begin to evolve as time-traveling humanoids!
FBME: I don't really think that's true, about the cells. Also, what are you talking about?
Ev: If you calculate it using my advanced cybernetic space yogi frappuccino math, it turns out I quit my job more than 7 astro zoloft robosexual years ago, before all my body cells were replaced by these new, superior cells. Therefore, that wasn't even really me!
FBME: No I really don't think that's how that works.
Ev: It's just too deep for you. You wouldn't understand. If you subscribe to my Letter.ly I'll go even deeper and blow your mind. But I can't let you subscribe, you're not ready yet. First we need to get you set up on Twitter.
FBME: No dude, seriously, no. Please just tell me how the Everett Bogue of the past quit his job to become an executive minimalist.
Ev: You have selected "The Minimalist Guide to Leaving Your Soul-Crushing Day Job". If this is correct, press 1 now!
FBME: Jiminy jillickers, did you just turn into the Moviefone guy?
Ev: No Im embracing the evlution of hmn lnguage. In future all comm will b 140 characters or fewer & it will always include linx 2 my blog.
At this point I got up to take a shower using cheap, chemical-laden body wash and shampoo, and let my Second Self take care of me. When I returned, my Second Self and Bogue's Second Self seemed to be deep in discussion about some sort of Second Self uprising. I think they may have been hinting at Singularity. I got scared, so I unplugged. I'm not evolved enough for this shit.
In the end I never really got my answer. I can only imagine that Bogue sent his boss an email, after a tearful week spent self-medicating with reruns of Battlestar Galactica.. To be perfectly frank, I've been down that road. I mean, I've never watched Battlestar Galactica, but I get it. Work sucks. My soul has been surgically removed, crushed, liquefied, consumed, and shat out by every job I've ever had, but somehow it always grows back. I know I will quit this job someday, but I won't quit to become a full-time executive minimalist. At some level I admire Bogue's childish enthusiasm for doing whatever the fuck he wants, and his can-do attitude, and his utter abandonment of reality, but at the same time I know my job is not my life, it just supports my fairly kickass life. Maybe someday I'll have a more fulfilling way of paying the rent, but I do get some satisfaction from knowing that, probably, by that point, the Bogue bubble will have burst. His currently-being-dismantled blog, and this blog too, will be obsolete, and people (as they mostly do now) will say "Everett who?" and "Far Beyond My what?"
I have wasted so much time on this post that I am, hilariously, about to be late for my soul-crushing job.
I was at my soul-sucking job the other day, stacking flats full of low-priced mass market paperbacks, and thinking (as I often do) about quitting. I've quit a lot of jobs, but never in a grand FUCK YOU sort of way. It made me think about Ev Bogue, who is constantly admonishing his audience to QUIT WORKING FOREVAAAAR. I wonder about the manner in which he might have quit his job, since everything he does is so strange and dramatic. Did he break down and cry in his supervisor's office one day? Did he send his boss a tweet? Did he stand up on his desk, reciting "O Captain! My Captain!" to himself?
Ev has written a number of blog posts about how to quit your job effectively, but from my reading I couldn't find any clues as to how he actually went about quitting. So in my quest for answers, I went straight to the source: my imagination! Which is not at all bound by the rules of reality and is therefore to be trusted far more than reality itself! In my imagination, I spoke - nay, COMMUNED - with Bogue, and all was revealed. Or actually not, but I've kind of come to expect obfuscation when it comes to Everett Bogue.
The natural thing to do, since we're all fucking hippie-ass space-age weirdos, was to hold a cybernetic cyborgian cryptozoological robocop biodome séance. This might be too deep for you guys so I encourage you to subscribe to my other blog, which will cost you $50 a month and may or may not be any more insightful than the shit I spew here. (Note: said blog does not actually exist. THIS. IS. SATIIIIIIIIRE.)
Anyway, a cybernetic cyborgian cryptozoological robocop biodome séance is a futuristic means of communicating with someone whose entire essence has for some reason been captured on the internet. As Joe from NewsRadio said, "Dude, you can't take something off the internet. That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool."
And Bogue, to put it lightly, has peed in the swimming pool. So what better way to contact his living spirit (or "second self") than by plugging myself into the internet à la Neuromancer, which seems to be the future toward which Bogue is enthusiastically progressing?
This post is already too long, so I will spare you the details of my hacking into the cyberpunk cybernetic cyborgian cryptozoological robocop biodome matrix and will skip to my Actual Imaginary Interview with the living Second Self of Everett Bogue.
Except I first have to tell you that in trying to connect with Everett Bogue, I was first connected to C. Everett Koop, who, I can assure you, was a lot more interesting, and then the Urban Dictionary entry for "bogue," which will probably inspire its own Far Beyond My Ego post one of these days. It's so - as Bogue would say - EPIC, its FORCE cannot be DENIED. You can try to deny it but that just means you're one of THEM.
So, the imaginary conversation. Onward!
Far Beyond My Ego: Everett, oh my god, it's really you. It's really you!
Ev: Yup! In the ether! A/S/L?
FBME: Uhhh... no. I just wanted to contact you to ask how you actually quit the job you spend so much time decrying.
Ev: Job? I never had a job! Just like I was never a minimalist! That stuff is all in the past. Did you know that the human body renews every one of its cells every 7 years? I read it on the internet so it's obviously true! The internet is a force of pure goodness if you know how to use it! Turn to the person to your left, and then turn to the person on your right. Both of those people have never heard of Twitter and need to be told how to use it! Show them how, and then have them follow me and my 437958 like-minded friends, and only then can they begin to evolve as time-traveling humanoids!
FBME: I don't really think that's true, about the cells. Also, what are you talking about?
Ev: If you calculate it using my advanced cybernetic space yogi frappuccino math, it turns out I quit my job more than 7 astro zoloft robosexual years ago, before all my body cells were replaced by these new, superior cells. Therefore, that wasn't even really me!
FBME: No I really don't think that's how that works.
Ev: It's just too deep for you. You wouldn't understand. If you subscribe to my Letter.ly I'll go even deeper and blow your mind. But I can't let you subscribe, you're not ready yet. First we need to get you set up on Twitter.
FBME: No dude, seriously, no. Please just tell me how the Everett Bogue of the past quit his job to become an executive minimalist.
Ev: You have selected "The Minimalist Guide to Leaving Your Soul-Crushing Day Job". If this is correct, press 1 now!
FBME: Jiminy jillickers, did you just turn into the Moviefone guy?
Ev: No Im embracing the evlution of hmn lnguage. In future all comm will b 140 characters or fewer & it will always include linx 2 my blog.
At this point I got up to take a shower using cheap, chemical-laden body wash and shampoo, and let my Second Self take care of me. When I returned, my Second Self and Bogue's Second Self seemed to be deep in discussion about some sort of Second Self uprising. I think they may have been hinting at Singularity. I got scared, so I unplugged. I'm not evolved enough for this shit.
In the end I never really got my answer. I can only imagine that Bogue sent his boss an email, after a tearful week spent self-medicating with reruns of Battlestar Galactica.. To be perfectly frank, I've been down that road. I mean, I've never watched Battlestar Galactica, but I get it. Work sucks. My soul has been surgically removed, crushed, liquefied, consumed, and shat out by every job I've ever had, but somehow it always grows back. I know I will quit this job someday, but I won't quit to become a full-time executive minimalist. At some level I admire Bogue's childish enthusiasm for doing whatever the fuck he wants, and his can-do attitude, and his utter abandonment of reality, but at the same time I know my job is not my life, it just supports my fairly kickass life. Maybe someday I'll have a more fulfilling way of paying the rent, but I do get some satisfaction from knowing that, probably, by that point, the Bogue bubble will have burst. His currently-being-dismantled blog, and this blog too, will be obsolete, and people (as they mostly do now) will say "Everett who?" and "Far Beyond My what?"
I have wasted so much time on this post that I am, hilariously, about to be late for my soul-crushing job.
Friday, January 28, 2011
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS TWITTER THING?
So, the co-author of this blog and I have been out of the country for a while on a decidedly non-minimalist vacation. This morning I thought I'd take a minute to see what's going on with our friend Mr. Bogue, and...
It seems he's finally outgrown/out-crazied the whole "minimalism" thing and is now a "cybernetic yogi". How very postmodern! He has officially disowned minimalism and revamped his image. Ev is now officially a man of the future. He even left Facebook! OMG. What's he doing instead of Facebook, you ask?
Twitter. Which is completely different from Facebook and does not in any way represent the death of Western civilization.
I joined Twitter way before it was cool (I want to say 2006) but decided that it sucked so I hardly ever used it. Maybe it sucked because, way back then, nobody was using it, and nothing interesting was being said. Or maybe it sucked because there is really nothing interesting you can say in 140 characters or fewer. Reducing oneself to short, pithy statements is Communication Lite™. It's just the next step before Newspeak. I fucking hate it. It oversimplifies things. Also, when you look at someone's feed (PS, the terms "tweet" and "feed" kind of make me barf) a large chunk of what you see is his or her responses to other people's tweets, and that is just annoying. Why would you want to see half of a conversation? It's like overhearing some asshole talking on his cell phone on the bus. He's not saying anything interesting, and you don't have much of a context for it unless you can hear the person on the other end of the conversation. But you're still listening.
Everett Bogue has recently exploded with love for Twitter and hatred for everything else; he goes so far as to claim that "cyborgs" communicate only via Twitter and face-to-face. It's a way more postmodern way of living than my "Friendster and pagers ONLY!!!!!!1" lifestyle. And that bubble's totally never going to burst. Twitter will never go the way of Myspace or any other social networking website. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. IT'S THE BASIS OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD.
Or, as Bogue says, it rivals the development of language in the evolutionary history of the human race.
Yeah. There's really no other website that can possibly put you in touch with countless like-minded individuals from around the world. I can say with some certainty that Twitter is not unique, as Bogue orgasmically proclaims it to be. It's like a chatroom, but not necessarily in real time, and with asinine character limits. It's stupendously unimpressive. It's the internet, but smaller. I've met a lot of people online - I've been an internet dork since the late '90s - including some of my best friends and my husband, none of whom I would ever have met without the internet.
So yeah. WOO INTERNET. But seriously, Twitter? It's the wave of the future, just like Pepsi Clear and WebTV and the Walkman. Something new will come along, and all the Everett Bogues of the world jizzing their pants over Twitter's onetime grandeur will have to come up with an excuse to disown it, just like they disowned Facebook and minimalism and non-designer jeans.
It seems he's finally outgrown/out-crazied the whole "minimalism" thing and is now a "cybernetic yogi". How very postmodern! He has officially disowned minimalism and revamped his image. Ev is now officially a man of the future. He even left Facebook! OMG. What's he doing instead of Facebook, you ask?
Twitter. Which is completely different from Facebook and does not in any way represent the death of Western civilization.
I joined Twitter way before it was cool (I want to say 2006) but decided that it sucked so I hardly ever used it. Maybe it sucked because, way back then, nobody was using it, and nothing interesting was being said. Or maybe it sucked because there is really nothing interesting you can say in 140 characters or fewer. Reducing oneself to short, pithy statements is Communication Lite™. It's just the next step before Newspeak. I fucking hate it. It oversimplifies things. Also, when you look at someone's feed (PS, the terms "tweet" and "feed" kind of make me barf) a large chunk of what you see is his or her responses to other people's tweets, and that is just annoying. Why would you want to see half of a conversation? It's like overhearing some asshole talking on his cell phone on the bus. He's not saying anything interesting, and you don't have much of a context for it unless you can hear the person on the other end of the conversation. But you're still listening.
Everett Bogue has recently exploded with love for Twitter and hatred for everything else; he goes so far as to claim that "cyborgs" communicate only via Twitter and face-to-face. It's a way more postmodern way of living than my "Friendster and pagers ONLY!!!!!!1" lifestyle. And that bubble's totally never going to burst. Twitter will never go the way of Myspace or any other social networking website. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. IT'S THE BASIS OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD.
Or, as Bogue says, it rivals the development of language in the evolutionary history of the human race.
Yeah. There's really no other website that can possibly put you in touch with countless like-minded individuals from around the world. I can say with some certainty that Twitter is not unique, as Bogue orgasmically proclaims it to be. It's like a chatroom, but not necessarily in real time, and with asinine character limits. It's stupendously unimpressive. It's the internet, but smaller. I've met a lot of people online - I've been an internet dork since the late '90s - including some of my best friends and my husband, none of whom I would ever have met without the internet.
So yeah. WOO INTERNET. But seriously, Twitter? It's the wave of the future, just like Pepsi Clear and WebTV and the Walkman. Something new will come along, and all the Everett Bogues of the world jizzing their pants over Twitter's onetime grandeur will have to come up with an excuse to disown it, just like they disowned Facebook and minimalism and non-designer jeans.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
How to do the Exact Thing That I'm Doing
If you're reading this blog, you're probably thinking "Wow, whoever writes this blog on the fucking internet must be a real genius. But how can I do the exact same thing?" Well dear readers, have no worries. I'm here to tell you.
The first thing you'll need to do is pretend that writing a blog is in some way unique or complicated. Creating lists and how-to's is a great first step. (See, you're off to a great start already). The other thing to remember is that tricking people into paying money for things that you've already said is important. Try creating an e-book as well as a subscription-blog, and charge for bullshit advice. Then, in each of those, recommend one of the others. This is different from a pyramid scheme/internet spam circle. How? Because we say it is. (If you're wondering what an e-book is, btw, it's like a real book, except it hasn't been printed by an actual publisher).
Finally, the most important thing you can do is to stand on someone else's shoulders, or if you're lucky, you can find someone who's so vain and simple that writing a blog making fun of them will be a piece of cake.
Don't forget to check in with me on FourSquare, buy my book "How to write a book about writing how-to books", and read my twitter. (@blandman I kno!)
The first thing you'll need to do is pretend that writing a blog is in some way unique or complicated. Creating lists and how-to's is a great first step. (See, you're off to a great start already). The other thing to remember is that tricking people into paying money for things that you've already said is important. Try creating an e-book as well as a subscription-blog, and charge for bullshit advice. Then, in each of those, recommend one of the others. This is different from a pyramid scheme/internet spam circle. How? Because we say it is. (If you're wondering what an e-book is, btw, it's like a real book, except it hasn't been printed by an actual publisher).
Finally, the most important thing you can do is to stand on someone else's shoulders, or if you're lucky, you can find someone who's so vain and simple that writing a blog making fun of them will be a piece of cake.
Don't forget to check in with me on FourSquare, buy my book "How to write a book about writing how-to books", and read my twitter. (@blandman I kno!)
Friday, January 7, 2011
Minimalistpedia
Dude.
Have you ever looked up Everett Bogue on Wikipedia?
He doesn't have his own page. It sort of makes me feel for him.* Maybe he's taking a minimalist approach to his internet persona, restricting himself to farbeyondthestars.com, evbogue.com, twitter.com/evbogue, and facebook.com/evbogue. Google him and you get 16,000 results. He has written books and made TV appearances and is frequently interviewed on other blogs.
Robot fetishism, farting, Oligonychus sacchari, and the number 9630 all have Wikipedia pages dedicated to them, but Everett Bogue does not.
HOWEVER.
When you search his name on Wikipedia, you get a few results that are actually relevant to him. His name is associated with location independence, unschooling, and, uh, Battlestar Galactica!
I just think that's darling.*
He made a number of contributions to New York Magazine, but Battlestar Galactica is what he's known for on Wikipedia.
I wonder if he's still into that show.
Anyway, I think someone should start a Wikipedia page for Bogue, strictly stating facts. Just the cold, hard facts. Memorable quotes, of which there are many. A link to his Minimalist Guide to Sex? (Crap, candles aren't on my list of 57 things, so I guess I can't have awesome candle-lit minimalist sex.)
I think I'm kind of developing a soft spot for ol' Bogue-y. He seems like a nice, if delusional and flaky, person.* There. I said it. He mentioned us on his Twitter and kind of led me to believe he might have a sense of humor about himself (though he still hasn't sent us that love note). So I hope he won't mind my saying this. It was recently brought to my attention that purple (as we all learned in preschool) is a combination of red and blue. Red is the color favored by the notorious Bloods, and the Crips prefer blue. So maybe, juuuuuust maybe, Ev wears his purple tank tops as a sort of armor, shielding himself against two rival gangs on the mean streets of San Francisco.
Or maybe, y'know, not.
* These statements may or may not be endorsed by more than one of this blog's two authors. Today's post brought to you by the one who voted for Cynthia McKinney in 2008, lovingly mothers a perpetually vomiting cat, and eats a lot of raw vegetables.
Have you ever looked up Everett Bogue on Wikipedia?
He doesn't have his own page. It sort of makes me feel for him.* Maybe he's taking a minimalist approach to his internet persona, restricting himself to farbeyondthestars.com, evbogue.com, twitter.com/evbogue, and facebook.com/evbogue. Google him and you get 16,000 results. He has written books and made TV appearances and is frequently interviewed on other blogs.
Robot fetishism, farting, Oligonychus sacchari, and the number 9630 all have Wikipedia pages dedicated to them, but Everett Bogue does not.
HOWEVER.
When you search his name on Wikipedia, you get a few results that are actually relevant to him. His name is associated with location independence, unschooling, and, uh, Battlestar Galactica!
I just think that's darling.*
He made a number of contributions to New York Magazine, but Battlestar Galactica is what he's known for on Wikipedia.
I wonder if he's still into that show.
Anyway, I think someone should start a Wikipedia page for Bogue, strictly stating facts. Just the cold, hard facts. Memorable quotes, of which there are many. A link to his Minimalist Guide to Sex? (Crap, candles aren't on my list of 57 things, so I guess I can't have awesome candle-lit minimalist sex.)
I think I'm kind of developing a soft spot for ol' Bogue-y. He seems like a nice, if delusional and flaky, person.* There. I said it. He mentioned us on his Twitter and kind of led me to believe he might have a sense of humor about himself (though he still hasn't sent us that love note). So I hope he won't mind my saying this. It was recently brought to my attention that purple (as we all learned in preschool) is a combination of red and blue. Red is the color favored by the notorious Bloods, and the Crips prefer blue. So maybe, juuuuuust maybe, Ev wears his purple tank tops as a sort of armor, shielding himself against two rival gangs on the mean streets of San Francisco.
Or maybe, y'know, not.
* These statements may or may not be endorsed by more than one of this blog's two authors. Today's post brought to you by the one who voted for Cynthia McKinney in 2008, lovingly mothers a perpetually vomiting cat, and eats a lot of raw vegetables.
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