Oh TV. I love TV. And I love having my basic choices applauded on TV. So pop a squat on your velour, sectional sofa (1 item), microwave some popcorn, fire up the TV with your remote (batteries included, that's only 1 item, too!), and watch Everett Bogue on TV.
Or, if you're like, at a coffee shop using their bathroom, and table, and silverware, and expensive food-preparation equipment (because you don't have any at home) simply plug your laptop and/or internet capable cell phone into the power grid and watch it there!
i don't need to be on tv. everett's rule #8: don't apologize for being awesome. i'm writing a blog, and that's an amazing thing. i'm doing way better than billions of other people who are not writing a blog.
ReplyDeleteEverett: Item #58 should be SHAMPOO. Seriously. When's the last time you changed the oil in that mop you call hair? You do know it's only good for about 3,000 tweets or 3 posts, whichever comes first. Nasty. Just nasty. I'm anti-consumerism, too, but I do know the benefits of good hygiene.
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