Nothing. It's so enormous, it stretches beyond the stars and the measurable vastness of space.
That's why Far Beyond the Stars just tickles my ass.
I mean look at this guy:
It's hilarious! What if Derek Zoolander started a blog about minimalism, right? Minimalists usually spend a lot of time posing in front of the ocean for Glamour Shots. The ocean is so minimalistical. So what if your photographer friend from San Francisco uses all his or her complicated lighting/photography equipment to get a glamour shot of you? You need it for your computer that you use to manage a website about promoting a lifestyle that's inherently stripped down to its basic necessities (like blogging).
I find that the ocean is the most minimalistical of all things, because its one thing that also has a bazillion things inside it. Like, I count the ocean as one thing (like my socks) but in turn I get all the beautiful creatures and plants that are inside it and all that good shit!
ReplyDeletei think the ocean should count as at least 4 things- the water, the salt, the plants and the animals. not fair to count it as only one. now i'm going to make a yummy fruit smoothie and go get some coffee and write my eloquant words that are worth less than 100 things
ReplyDeletewe need to clarify here whether the ocean would count as a "personal possession" or a "total possession".
ReplyDeleteplease advise.
There are a lot of bloggers out there who were born without the gift of shame, which of course results in massive narcissistic personality disorder. You can spot them from the dreamy pictures they post of themselves. They also like to proclaim themselves to be some sort of "thought leaders". But proclaiming it doesn't make it true.
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