Have you ever gotten someone else's beard hair stuck between your two front teeth?
Have you ever bent your fingernail back too far?
Have you ever chewed a chunk of gristle for one or two bites too many?
Have you ever really thought about the word moist? I mean really thought?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have some idea of how we at Far Beyond My Ego have been feeling about reading Ev Bogue's blog/twitter for the last few months. It gives a creepy, unpleasant, not-entirely-painful-but-still-traumatizing sensation. Where once we gleaned disdainful amusement, now we are merely sickened. So we mostly avoid it, and thus we have very little inspiration for blog posts.
We thank you, Several Readers, for your comments over the last few months. It's always heartening to see new random like-minded people leaving comments when we're too lazy/jaded to update our blog.
Recently I saw a Subaru commercial starring a tousle-haired douchebag who reminded me a lot of Ev. You should watch it too. What do you think? The guy with the barely-buttoned shirt. Is that Ev's second self? Or am I being generous?
You should also check out this great blog post wherein the term "cyBogue" is coined, much to the chagrin of the original cyBogue.
Anything else we've missed?
