The Minimalist Business

Seem contradictory? It's not. At all. Simply buy my book to find out why not!

There are, of course, three different levels of minimalism and the maximum amount of self-congratulation that can come from such. So don't skimp, you're gonna want to buy the most expensive version,

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Seriously.
It's hard to make fun of this guy when he's got such a clear head start.

What lies beyond my ego?

What lies beyond my ego?

Nothing. It's so enormous, it stretches beyond the stars and the measurable vastness of space.

That's why Far Beyond the Stars just tickles my ass.

I mean look at this guy:

It's hilarious! What if Derek Zoolander started a blog about minimalism, right? Minimalists usually spend a lot of time posing in front of the ocean for Glamour Shots. The ocean is so minimalistical. So what if your photographer friend from San Francisco uses all his or her complicated lighting/photography equipment to get a glamour shot of you? You need it for your computer that you use to manage a website about promoting a lifestyle that's inherently stripped down to its basic necessities (like blogging).